In a dream, I was riding my pet kitty down the road and up ahead was a wild boar. When we got to it, I tried to steer the cat around the boar, but it charged at us, and so my cat rushed home, with me on his back. The boar chased us and before we got home, cornered us up a tree. So I picked up the kitty, stepped onto the boar's head, and tried to make it to the door, but the boar had us trapped. It had red raw eyes and brown fur. For some reason, the top of its head was flat, and that's how I was able to step onto it.

So... how DO you escape a wild boar? I'd like to know for future reference...